Congratulations, heterosexual married couples who are devoted to God. (Without our parents, we wouldn’t be here.) If you’re living a single life, this is for you, too. If you’re offended by moms and dads with kids or want healthy, happy children, then this article isn’t for you.
If you’re easily offended, this isn’t for you. If you hate by moms and/or dads, this isn’t for you. If you hate potential moms and dads who want a happy family, this isn’t for you. If you hate traditional values because you’re a closed-minded bigot, or if you refuse to accept reality for any reason, then you can stop reading here. It’s not for you.
These sex tips are only for people who want real-world results in the bedroom and lasting happiness. Not for people who want to rut like animals on top of a car at spring break after getting up the courage to hook up with a diseased stranger after a few Jägerbombs.
Science confirms what we already knew: Single life and dating is basically a nightmare compared to the amazing sex life of ordinary, plain-Jane married and devoted couples who follow God’s old-school rules most carefully.
When you want something special, from your spouse, Corinthians will back you up. Women don’t think they want to try morning sex. But many who’ve tried it loved it. We humans are just plain bad at knowing what we’ll like.
It’s why women are frequently disappointed by a high-paying career, and surprised how much they prefer raising lots of kids with their relatively poor husband who works at a thankless, difficult, dirty, noisy, dangerous, uncomfortable job.
Who knows the answers? Your ancestors.
To start to amp up your sex life, you can choose look the part of the devoted wife you are. Or fake it till you make it.
The real you probably wanted to be a mermaid when she grew up. Remember? A princess doesn’t dress like a drill sergeant.
What I’m about to say is really hard for me to admit, because if I could trick all you wives and girlfriends into wearing lingerie in public, don’t you think I’d at least give it a try? But the truth is we wouldn’t get much accomplished after that. And there’s work to be done.
So why not save it for him?
If he’s an honest man who works hard for you, showing a bare shoulder might be enough to ignite his lust for you. When I was a bit younger, the look and smell of a long lock of my girlfriend’s hair was more than enough. Her long hair is her glory, it says.
Let’s try to save you some embarrassment. Nobody’s looking. It’s just us talking. Nobody else has to know. You can accept or reject what I tell you. I’m not the expert on your life. I’m just a random guy with an opinion.
Lately, the contrast between recent immigrants and native-born folks has woken me up to the obvious:
We in the West have created a sex-saturated environment. How? By letting our enemies deceive us about who we are.
We let them tell us we’re animals and they want us to believe we’re born to rut indiscriminately. They forget to mention what makes us different from the other animals: Our human spirit.
We love our dogs. We try to understand our dogs. We sympathize with our dogs. But we’re humans. Not dogs. Try to remember what makes us different. The scriptures tell us we won’t remember. We need tassels on our clothes to remind us throughout the day. And I wear them because I KNOW I’m a sinner. (Better than being a sinner and not knowing.) But I still need that frequent reminder.
YOGA PANTS? YES OR NO?
Let me ask you this: Do you really want to dress like the hypocrites do? Let me explain:
Health-conscious athletes wear sweat pants to the gym because they intend to sweat. Why do people wear expensive yoga pants? I think it’s so they won’t have to. If you’d really been working out, you would have showered and tossed those filthy rags in the laundry before they stink.
When I work or work out, I break a sweat. I need fans, layers of clothes, and towels. If I wore those gym clothes in public, you’d know it. Are those clothes comfortable? No. They’re my body armor for doing battle against sloth.
Sex tip: Fan in the bedroom.
No, I get it. I understand that wicking fibers are a miracle of science and all. That’s what under-layers are for. But a pro tennis player wears a skirt over the top of her wicking fibers.
So why not female volleyball players? I’m just asking. Are they ashamed of looking like a girl? Do they insist on twisting their lifestyle to a macho pursuits and living out a masculine sexual reproduction strategy just because our culture endorses that insanity?
Women are supposed to play hard to get. I shouldn’t be able to sleep with a dozens of women on the first date. Look at me! I’m not that hot. It’s not me doing that. It’s our sick, twisted, unnatural culture and its bizarre expectations. Do you think your great, great grandma hooked up on the first date? Or did she let him romance her a little?
Some pickup artists have a rule of thumb: It takes 4 to 10 hours to build trust with a woman, billing like a lawyer. Watching a movie gets you through 2 of those hours automatically.
I wanted a girlfriend. Not a series of meaningless hookups. Why? Because 10 hours seemed like a lot of work.
Yes, you’re supposed to be laughing at me. But it’s true.
Please, for your own sake, don’t make it so easy. Cherish your precious virtue and his and you’ll find out that a guy would RATHER keep you as a girlfriend than go find another girl. And he won’t waste your time unless he’s really interested. And having learned how hard it is to get a girl (from dating you), won’t want to go through the massive effort of cheating on you. He’ll be doing the mental math. “She’s cute, but I just don’t have the time. Besides, I’ve finally found a great girl who’s worth the effort.”
Is that the kind of message you get from the Marxist movies? Nope. Everyone’s a slut who falls in love in 90 minutes flat.
If you’re going to let someone impose their cultural theories on you, it should at least be based on some kind of reality. Where were we? Pants.
First of all, wearing pants is playing with fire. Thanks to a World War we shouldn’t have been involved in, women entered the work force and starting dressing like men. They still do. Have you seen the sign for the ladies’ room? She’s wearing a dress. You know why? Because women used to wear dresses.
On the rare occasion when I see my favorite lady in a dress, I can’t even. Okay? Totes.
It’s not supposed to be once a year. More like once a day. The man’s man nationalist bad boys will pick you out of the crowd and hunt you down like a fawn in a herd of deer. Then you can fix them up and save them from their wild patriotic notions.
Yes, of course, yoga pants ARE worn by some athletes. It’s true. That’s why we started wearing them. But now yoga pants and leggings are worn by people who don’t exercise at all. It’s gone from being a sex symbol to being a symbol of hypocrisy.
This all happened years ago, but the word’s not out yet. Because the tyrannical mass media (our demonic enemy) won’t let us come to our senses. They want you to believe a lie. You can’t be happy or free if you do. Because the lie is engineered to destroy your life. Including and especially your sex life.
Liberation was always about depopulating us in favor of people they can control. So a happy sex life and a big, happy family is their worst nightmare. Really. What’s happening to you is happening to all of us.
As beautiful Lana Lokteff told the Identitarian Ideas IX conference on February 27th, in a talk titled How the Left is Betraying women, she said, “There are three important things for a woman. They are ingrained in our psyche. And no matter how hard you try, they will never be removed. And they are beauty, family, and home.” ... “Exactly what nationalism gives to women.”
Believing the big feminist lie, women wear yoga pants everywhere. They may as well wear handcuffs and chains.
It makes no sense. It’s like a football player wearing a cup, helmet and shoulder pads out grocery shopping. Men don’t do that because we’d tell them not to.
The only reason we didn’t say anything to women is so many people are afraid to criticize women. They could get fired, sued, or put out of business.
Sex tip: Keep or find a job that tolerates free speech.
Women have real power. Even if they’re insane. They always have. It’s why Marxists, before crushing a country and plunging it into torture and famine, target women with phony-baloney nonsense about fathers, husbands, boys, and so-called male privilege. And they especially hate the idea that your heavenly father loves you very much. Just like your real father probably does.
So our enemy keeps this war going between men and women, between blacks and whites and Asians and native Americans. And it’s why they give you very bad advice. I want you to have sex with your husbands. At the top levels, Marxists want to demoralize you by having you raped up to 100 times a day by an invading and/or occupying army of thugs, who they’ve whipped up into a sexual frenzy with a lust for conquest.
Sex tip: Don’t support leftists defending or failing to denounce mass importation of invading serial rapists.
When when men resist this for YOUR sake, they’ll be arrested, fined, fired, discredited, accused of sexism, racism, xenophobia, anti-semitism, and underwater basket weaving. Everything but the kitchen sink.
Men simply have no power without doing God’s will.
It’s why their suicide rates, especially among “privileged” white men are so high. If these men didn’t care about making themselves useful, they wouldn’t fight for their families at the risk of their livelihoods. wouldn’t be so despondent about being made financially useless by Marxist policies dating back at least a hundred years. Like slow water torture, we’re being dripped to death by bad, hateful, racist, sexist policies that never go away. All designed to discourage speaking out.
Soon it will be illegal to report inconvenient facts. And those who inform you will be arrested for doing so. Now’s our last chance to warn any thinking person:
God has a way to amp up your sex life.
A new policy in Canada against “Islamaphobia” just outlawed free speech in Canada. The Marxist thug tyrants didn’t bother to define in the law what they mean by “Islamaphobia”.
So I must assume you’ll be jailed in Canada for criticizing any of Justin Trudeau’s policies, or for tweeting about crimes committed by blacks, Jews, disabled, Muslims, Communists, terrorists who pepper spray and publicly beat women with sticks in the name of anti-fascism, and of course, all the other cucked male feminists.
Unconfirmed rumor has it Trudeau’s biological dad could be Fidel Castro, making his dad a literal cuckhold.
Sex tip: Don’t be a feminist. You’ll quite possibly end up broke, dead, or a sad old crazy cat lady.
Women have power. It got them the right to vote without being drafted, for example. Joan of Arc was respected. As was Queen Elizabeth and Margaret Thatcher. And all the way back to ancient Greece, history records how wealthy women altered public policies, even though they had no official position or even the right to vote.
Aren’t feminists advocates for women? No. The only advocates for women’s happiness are denounced as misogynists by feminists who seek to depopulate the countries we all helped build and infect Christendom with Marxism.
Almost anyone the Marxist press has denounced could tell you this. Their friends know they’re not racist or sexist. They’re the opposite. Fighting for safety and sanity for all people, even those of religions, races, and ideologies who it’s currently unpopular to defend.
Want the truth? Find yourself one of these “racist.” I did. Sure enough, they’re very careful about documenting the problems. Even if you disagree with the solutions they propose.
My solution: Get yourself into the right long-term relationship. Make it official and make your family happy, kids or no kids. Not every woman can have children, but any woman can have a family, regardless of sexual orientation.
Every child should know both of their parents. Our godless family-smashing Marxist courts should never assume one parent is “dangerous” or that another parent is “safe.”
Our Marxist schools should warn kids about these dangers, but don’t. They’re little better than political indoctrination camps, teaching girls to wiggle into volleyball shorts and act like men. There’s nothing “feminist” about that.
(See New York teacher of the year John Taylor Gotto for more.)
Our wicked, hateful, godless enemies, the dishonest Marxist press won’t alert you to how many psychopathic rapists are unwilling or unable to control themselves, thanks to their influence, for all kinds of reasons we’re never allowed to say or even suspect suspect. Including religion (or lack thereof), race, ideology, mental health, and, of course, the Marxist-dominated media itself.
I’m not saying watching TV will make your boys into forceful, violent, abusive, hateful rapists, terrorists, and thugs.
I’m just saying some of the Marxist elite in various industries would be more than delighted if it did. Because according to some of the so-called racists who’ve exposed their plans, what Marxists seem to want is a revolution that makes them exceptionally rich and powerful while destroying you, your sex life, and your family.
In my opinion, they’re the devil God warned us about.
Plenty of people from Communist countries like China, are speaking out about it. Just look and you’ll find the horrors.
I certainly wasn’t warned of the danger before I was kidnapped and exploited by older women. You won’t be, either. For many of us, only the Bible warns us about the ways of the wicked. As it says, the word is like a father to the fatherless.
You don’t have to outrun the bear, as they say, if two of you are being chased by a bear. You just have to out-run the guy next to you. In the same way, you don’t want to be the first person a rapist picks out of the crowd, do you? It’s them or you.
Blaming men for feeling aroused is like blaming fire for being hot. Yes. It is hot. So don’t touch it. Don’t light the fire unless you want it to burn.
Yes, men do get aroused, thanks to hormones. Don’t take my word for it.
Given hormones, trans-men say they’ve never had such a surprisingly large leap in sex drive. Trans-women said the opposite. Their sex drive becomes non-existent given testosterone blockers.
Given the same blood chemistry as men, women have an amplified, masculine sex drive. Given the same blood chemistry as a woman, men have approximately none.
Women can improve their sex drive and by being more active. By using those fashionable yoga pants to actually work out or by doing something very active: For example, raising and homeschooling their kids.
If you’ll get the schoolteacher out of their damned way, and some of the older ones should automatically help raise and teach the younger ones. But breeding and rearing the next generation is the most important job any woman can ever do. (Other than showing up to cheer at meetings that are recruiting men into more traditionalist, nationalist movements.)
Women. They’re better-qualified for motherhood than anyone else. You wouldn't think this could ever be a controversial statement.
Why neglect your natural talents and then wonder why you can’t seem to compete with men on their own playing field? It’s not a fair fight. Women and men can do whatever they want.
But it’s our first job to stop discouraging them from doing so. Judge not! You’ll be judged by the same measure you use to judge others. So you’ll have a good life, honor your father and mother. NOT your Marxist professor who secretly hates your kind. (It’s not that closely guarded a secret, actually.)
And now what the men have been waiting for. A lesbian woman! Hey. Why do you think I’m judging? I was a fan of Ellen before it was cool. Most of my girlfriends can be talked into trying some stuff with girls. What? My old policy was to never date a woman who doesn’t like women. I still haven’t found a flaw with that policy. Love your neighbor!
Norah Vincent (check out her video on YouTube) is a lesbian woman. NOT a trans-gender. But she went undercover to live as a man for 18 months for science.
On the urging of her friends, one thing she tried doing was going to a strip club as a man.
“Female sexuality is mental,” Vincent said. But for men, “At it’s core, it’s a bodily function. A necessity. It’s such a powerful drive and I think because we don’t have testosterone in our systems, we don’t understand how hard it is.”
No pun intended, I’m sure.
If you love and appreciate lesbians and bisexuals and gays as much as I do, especially brave women like Norah, then you’ll want to be the first person to step up and support the heterosexuality that brings them into the world.
Without mom & pop, our cherished LGBT kids can’t be loved and lavished with mercy by our heavenly Father. There’s not a different place in his heart just because they feel drawn to perversion.
Don’t we all have our own little kinks, sins, and temptations and desires of the flesh to overcome? Not one is righteous.
Especially not me.
Teach them the way God’s laws help protect them ourselves, each other, and society from dangerous diseases that could take us out of the game, so to speak.
In my opinion, what you do with your partner is my business. If my virgin wife were to cheat with a man who slept with a slut who tried weird stuff with a bisexual who just came from a gay orgy amateur porn shoot that urges men to switch teams and “try” a the world’s most dangerous sex act and swapping drug needles, I might have a legitimate issue with what every single one of them had done.
And for the sake of public health, I think I have every right to. That’s just my opinion. You’re entitled to yours. Let me know on auburnneighbor.com.
Sex Tip: If I were you, and cared about my own health, then I’d also care about other people’s sexual safety and fidelity for their own sake, even if they’re not your own partner.
Teach them God wants them to have a healthy, happy life, and to overcome the world’s most dangerous temptations, and be honest about the risks. Including your partners risks of getting invovled with you. I’ve now publicly confessed about what kind of sexual past I’ve had.
Otherwise someone could get mad and stab me one day if I didn’t admit I’ve had quite a few partners. It’s not bragging. It’s fear for my safety. Women with knives can be dangerous because people might not hold them accountable as often as they hold men accountable.
Sex tip: Confess your sins before it gets physical. Also: Be known to be forgiving and your sex partner (or spouse) will be more likely to feel comfortable confessing.
And remember: Your partner’s already in the habit of forgiving you, or they wouldn’t still be around.
The scripture backs you up. It’s better to forgive and stay together than to switch to someone who’s probably no better.
Marxist devils want you to believe you should never let a man treat you that way. And, in some cases, it’s true. But it’s a half truth. The other truth is that you’re the one who picked them out. Until you fix the one who’s doing the choosing, the next story will be the same as the last.
But don’t worry. Sometimes people have to hit bottom before they see the light.
Don’t blame yourself. Inform yourself. Even the Marxists are deceived by the devil. They need to come to the love of our Lord. They’re just children like we are.
No matter what they’ve done, or what we’ve done, we can ask Jesus to help them stop sinning and be forgiven by Christ. Or at least that’s my limited understanding. For the whole truth, I’d get it straight from the source.
I suspect most of us take some sort of pleasure in pleasing and respecting our partner.
Our youth-obsessed, sex-conscious culture has taught us to become almost obsessed with sex. But not sex between people who’ve been married for 50 years. Yet nobody else has “cracked the code” so to speak. Why do we obsess over incompetent youth? Because Marxists are interested in converting young and destroying the will of men. Older generations may know this, but they’re prudent enough not to say so.
Also, sex sells. Which helps the elite get even richer. It also allows rich industrialists to control you through your own sense of shame. (Which they don’t seem to have.) It helps them subvert our whole society for a profit and plunge it into hell. These Marxists have historically been the most vengeful group of humans who’ve ever lived.
But unless you’re one of these elite, being obsessed with every variety of hookup doesn’t help your sex life. Or anything else in your life unless you’re a divorce attorney. I don’t mean to beat up on them. I hope they have a great sex life, too. But you have to admit even the funeral director has a conflict of interest. How much money can he make if people start living forever? Same for weapons manufacturers.
And after a lot of study, I now consider yoga pants and hookup culture to be weapons of spiritual warfare sent by vengeful elites to destroy us. There are some good books on the subject. I’ll recommend one now: The Bible.
As a devout married couple, you’ve probably made your sex life is about procreation and serving God. Your great grandparents did, anyway. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here now.
You need not go any farther than page one of Genesis to know what your purpose in life is. Be fruitful and multiply & rule over the living creatures.
Some want us to get extraordinary consent before engaging in sex. Not a problem. Already did it. That’s what marriage is. Permission in front of plenty of witnesses.
What about hook-up culture? Over-rated. People are carrying around thumb-print kits. It’s ridiculous. Like I said, we already have a system to prevent problems.
That’s what a marriage is, going by the scripture. Giving consent so nobody can change their mind later. As long as there’s consent, there’s no rape. If you don’t want sex with someone, don’t marry them.
Sex tip: Sex is for procreation. Not just recreation. Sex is so much better when you know that. Believe it or not, the purpose of sex isn’t to spread disease. I know it’s strange, but true.
Sex tip: In the whole animal kingdom, there are only two genders. Human beings are not an exception. Males are male. Females are female. I can’t believe this needs to be said. But people who worship science, who hate and campaign against God can’t seem to figure this out. It’s pretty simple. If a child can’t figure out if you’re a boy or a girl, maybe the child isn’t the problem.
Sex tip: Sex can be a spiritual, emotional experience based on trust. Not an engineering problem of forcing pegs into holes. If lube adds something to your experience, fine. If it’s necessary, that’s a symptom.
Sex tip: For men: Erectile issues (I’m told) could be a symptom of other health problems. Watermelon and pistachios may help address some of these problems. But please get your cholesterol checked by your doctor AND eat right. Statistically, nothing, not even ISIS or Communism is more deadly than over-indulging in dangerous foods.
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